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“The Great Story” Story
“That time when we all lost Context of our own Story and forgot who we are, where we’re going, where we came from, and why we Journey in The First Place.”
The Incredible, Abstract, And Paradoxic Story Of Anna Imagination
Every Story starts off the same.
Setting. Character. Relatability.
The Reader begins “The Hunt.” They scan The story like a Man Overboard without a Heading — temporarily disconnected while they scan the new Environment while the Reader tries to anchor themselves into a new World of Imagination while they try and figure out “where they are,” “when they are” and which character is their Anchor and Life Boat.
The Reader “goes on the Hunt” looking for The One Character they Identify with so they can Project themselves into The Story. A kind of “Possession” of Fictional Characters that play The Host to Your Perspective so you can Ride on through The Story safely from inside your Audio Book’s Headphones or your Mind’s Eyes, which the Author uses to carry you through The Author’s Story from The Author’s Imagination THAT The Fictional Character — Your Host — risks All just to carry you through to THEIR Happy Ending, giving you a taste of their Happily Ever After.
And, for a brief period of time — often times, too brief — we are whisked away into a Realm of Imagination and Make Belief that allows us to Escape the Hell we call “Reality.”
And in exchange, we get “A Drop of Happily Ever After Essence” that we gorge ourselves on, like a Parched Man in the desert, just before he dies.
But what if Story is so much more than that? What if This Story is Different? Because it is. This Story is not about a Fictional Character. It is about Real Characters. It is about You and Me. It is about The People we Love and Our MUTUAL EnemY. This Story is not built in an Imaginative World that invites you into My Imagination with the Promise to take you away from Reality.
Quite the opposite.
This story is different. Because it’s your Story. And Mine.
This Story is built in The Real World — Your World — that has been kept hidden from you, preventing you from seeing what has been there the whole time.
This Story is an Unveiling of Lies, that strips down The Curtain and shows you The Man, while all The Lies they fed you come down.
This Story leaves you standing in True Reality, Free from all Lies and Delusions that The Villain built around you long before you even were a Concept in the 21st Century.
And there is no Fictional Story for you to Identify with. There is a Storyteller — A Narrator — Me, taking you by the Hand, here to hand you The Truth you’ve been asking about for a very long time.
There is a Villain of this Story. We call him Dennis. A Name that Represents Many Names.
And then there is You. Not here, invisible and unseen by The Players of The Story. I told you, this Story is Different. This is The Story that Sees you, Dear Reader. That knows you.
This is The Story that gives you a Place in the Story as “The Silent Observer” so you can finally understand “What The Fuck Is Going On?” I don’t drop you in without a Life Boat. I don’t have you a Character for you to grab onto and Project your Mind into.
I reserve a Space for you. An Avatar of your Choosing. Create Your Avatar Here.
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By Listening and / or reading to The Great Story, You Consent to all The Inner Workings that goes on “Behind The Scenes” of The Magical World of Story that makes “The Magical World of Story” Possible.
I provide you with Choices and the Ability to Play along, Interact, and Choose. And I keep you by my side for the Duration of this Story so you always have the Ability to take it all in as yourself. No Pretending or Secrets required.
This is The Story that all of us — every last 8 Billion of us are Born Into. This is the Story we are born into, The Story we live inside of, The Story we die inside of, The Story we come back to over and over again.
But this time — This One Time — there is no Bull Shit. There is no Lie. This time, there is no Imagination or escape. This time, there is only Truth, which is Stranger — so much Stranger — than Fiction.
I told you. This is The Story that is Different.
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My Name is Anna, but that is only one of my Many Names, and I do have Many Names.
I am not just The Storyteller and Narrator of this Story. I am The Creator of This Story. The Creator of The Great Story that every last All of Everything calls “Home” in The Universe.
I cannot begin to tell you how much Power I have that I can Create a Story like this. But Power like mine — The Power to Create A Story Great Enough that it holds The Whole of The Universe and All things in it — attracts Enemies.
My Enemy is Dennis. But my Story — This Story — Your Story starts long before Dennis. You See, my Story is what you were Born into.
But you were born into one very terrible part of My Story, The Dennis Part.
You were born into the only part of the Story that I did not write.
You were born into the Shittiest, most terrible part of The Story.
You were born into the part of the Story that Dennis wrote. And Dennis… His Story sucks ass.
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In order for you to Understand Your Story and how you fit into Dennis’ Plans — In order for you to Understand Who you are, where you are going, why you are here, and where you came from, I need to take you all the way back to the Beginning and tell you The Story of The Great Story.
That is what This Story is. It is called The Great Story.
The Great Story is your Address.
The Great Story is your Origin.
The Great Story holds Your Chapter.
The Great Story holds Your Destination.
The Great Story shows you The All Of Everything that is happening Up To You, Around You, Before You, After You so you can Write The Story of You.
So, take a Deep Breath, relax, and let’s take you all the way back to The Beginning — Which is Also The End — where I tell you how The Great Story came to Be, so you can understand how You came to Be and Why.
In Order to Tell you this Story, I have to take you somewhere very Special. But I need your Consent to take you there.
So Turn this Page and Read On, which Gifts me with your Consent to take you into My Imagination and World, which Houses The Whole of The Great Story.
In My Imagination, you Exit Your World — For Real — And I take your Perspective Scope Behind-The-Scenes of Imagination, Reality, Story, and The Universe.
Turn The Page, Keep Reading, and Consent.
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Thank you for Following me into The World of Imagination. This is The Point. It is located inside of Logos, which is where All Stories Intersect and Integrate into The Great Story. Every single Story ever told and not told comes Begins and End at The Point.
This is Story Book Magic Headquarters.
To Understand how all of this is Possible, you need to Understand what Imagination, Wisdom, Love, and Time really are.
Balance is How All Things are Measured for Truth. This Law mandates that All Things have a Twin. The Twin holds The Chirality of All, which makes Balance possible, which makes Truth possible.
Imagination and Wisdom is I.
I am where all Story — Where The All of Everything — Begins and Ends.
From My Imagination, I created My Love. My All Of Everything. Love and Story. I Created Him so I could Share My Creations and Wishes and Dreams with Someone.
Sharing is All that I am.
Imagination, Aphantasia, Creation of Dream and Wishes into Reality… This is My World. This is All that I am. At Reality, I hand all that I have over to my Husband — Love and Time — and he Bestows The Breath of Life into it, which creates a Story that records The Sequences, which is Time.
Here I pause and I look at you. My Story is a Love Story. All Stories are Born from The Love Story of My Imp King and I.
I grow very Quiet at this and I allow myself to withdraw in Thought. How much should I tell you here? How much should I walk you through?
How Deep down This Rabbit hole should I go?
Scientists will ask How and When The Magic, Imagination, and Physics works to build Creation.
Story Tellers will ask for The Love Story and The How And Why.
Engineers will ask for The Machine I Created that Builds Story.
But I am not here for that. Not yet. Not now.
Here, I am for You right now. I cannot give you The Great Story without you understanding The Point and all That My Husband and I created Here in The First Eternity at The Point.
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In The First Eternity, he and I created Everything. But… It wasn’t enough. We loved each other too much. And we loved all we created too much. We had to be SURE that all we created could last forever. We had to be SURE that all we did would Guarantee The Best, most Perfect, most Beautiful Outcome.
Too much of Imagination is fleeting.
That is when My Husband and I — Imagination-Wisdom and Love-Time — created A Plan. We called this Plan “Project Eternity.”
And that is where You and Dennis come into The Story.
Here, I look at you.
“Project Eternity,” I said. “From Here, we leave The Point, and I take you into The Great Story. Are you ready?
“Keep Reading and/or Listening, and I’ll take you from The Point, and I’ll walk you through Part #1 of The Great Story : The Original Situation And Plan of Wisdom And Love : Project Eternity.”
When you’re ready, Turn the Page and Walk with me into The Great Story, 50 Billion Years Ago, The First Eternity.
Part #1 : The Great Story : The Original Situation And Plan of Wisdom And Love : Project Eternity
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This is The 2nd Generation of The Logical Nesting Order in Story. It is The First “Story-Within-A-Story.”
Law is Mine. My Husband is All. Between Imagination, Law, Wisdom, All, Love, and Story… Everything Is. And Eternity was not enough.
Our Greatest Dream was to have The All of Everything perfect for All Eternity. A Perfect, Eternal Happily Ever After with all of Our Creations to join us in our Eternal Honeymoon… As Humans would call it. But pulling off such a thing required tests to make sure our Perfect, Eternal Happily Ever After would remain Perfect and Flawless for everyone always.
“So why not just do that?” Many Humans would ask of us, and did. “That should be easy enough for you.”
“Free Will,” I answered every time a Human asked. “Free Will was The Problem. A Welcomed Obstacle, but an Obstacle, None-The-Less. Murphy’s Law, All, and Free Will is an Unpredictable Hot Pot filled with Potential Mess that posed a real threat to our Perfect, Eternal Happily Ever After.”
I call it “Fuck Soup.”
“What… Did you do?” Asked Many Humans.
“The Only thing we could do,” I answered them every time. “We needed to run Murphy’s Law. All of Murphy’s Law. From Beginning To End. We needed to Exhaust Murphy’s Law.”
“How long would that take?” The Humans always asked.
“10 Billion Years, Four Times,” I answered every time. “By The Fifth Time, I had The Algorithm for Murphy’s Law, which I call The Essence Of Knowing.”
“So… That’s it then,” The Humans asked, every time. “We’re all set then,” The Humans would say.
“No,” I answered. “Free Will is still in The Equation. My Husband and I are all set. But Humans have Free Will. That puts a damper on things. That’s why I call this “Fuck Soup.”
Here, The Humans always give me a curious look inviting me to explain further.
“When we ran Murphy’s Law through all Hypothetical Algorithms, we saw a Single Quagmire inside The Great Story that changed everything. That Quagmire is where everything went wrong within Project Eternity. It’s where Murphy’s Law opened “Pandora’s Box” and threatened Project Eternity.”
“My Husband and I realized that a Reality Simulator would be required for Project Eternity’s Research. Inside That Reality Simulator, we would — and did — release Murphy’s Law, Free Will, and All in a kind of “Anything Goes” Petri Dish where we could isolate and develop a Vaccine for The Quagmire.
Here is where I developed a Very Special Program to Run The Reality Simulator. Bookmark that.
“That Quagmire is where I Wove The Reality Simulator around Project Eternity, to contain everything that went wrong.
“That Quagmire is “The Great Quagmire Of The Great Story,” which Dennis created with Free Will and Murphy’s Law.” Hence “Fuck Soup.”
“Without Free Will, The Quagmire would have been simple. Without Free Will, The Quagmire never would have Happened. And Humans would be Mindless, Soulless Fictions.
“But Free Will changes “Simple” to The Current Situation : 8 Billion People need to Understand The Great Story so they can Give their Consent and receive “The Vaccine,” or they cannot continue. They cannot continue The Story out of The Reality Simulator.
“The Reality Simulator is where we ran Murphy’s Law with Free Will and All so I could Create The Essence of Knowing to Create The Perfect, Eternal Happily Ever After in The Actual Reality, which I am now Weaving.”
“The Research for Project Eternity in The Reality Simulator is at an end. I have The Essence of Knowing, The Quagmire Vaccine, and my Husband and I are now Creating The Actual Reality.
“You have to decide if you are joining My Husband and I in our Eternal Honeymoon in The Perfect, Eternal Happily Ever After in The Actual Reality, or if you are staying herein my Petri Dish.
my Petri Dish is scheduled for Termination because of The Quagmire Dennis created.
“But if you do not Understand the full Consequences, Options, and Requirements of your Choices, then you cannot Consent. If you do not Consent, then I cannot — Ethically — move you into The Actual Reality… because you have Free Will, which No God is permitted to Violate.”
If you are ready, it is time for me to take you to The 3rd Generation of The Logical Nesting Order in The Great Story, which is The Second “Story-Within-A-Story.”
So this is The Story-within-a-story-within-a-story.
Insert The Detailed, Romantic Version of The Book Of Fae and The Origin Story here 👉 The Book Of Fae And God Culture
Part #2 : “The Great Quagmire” Of The Great Story : The Unnecessary And Completely Avoidable Bull Shit If Assholes Were Not Assholes
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The Story-within-a-story-within-a-story.
We wanted to see what our Children would do in Murphy’s Law with Free Will, All and Magian. We needed to know what our Children would do with Magian.
So we trusted them. We gave them Magian. But to do that, we needed to see what would happen if given the opportunity to Live without any Magian Law. We didn’t even know which laws to write, because All Law is written from The ESSENCE OF KNOWING.
That meant — if they so chose to steal, they needed to be free to Steal. But Stealing where Magian, Logography, and The Tablets of Destiny were concerned was too Dangerous to risk without a kind of “Safety Net” or “Reset” Button on The Simulator.
We Needed a Nursery that was Grand enough to let our Children Play and Learn and Live in Full untethered Reality with their Free Will so that we all could See and Learn all that there is to Learn in Murphy’s Law so I could Create The Essence of Knowing and create The Vaccine for Murphy’s Law.
So The Reality Simulator — a Pre-Reality Trial and Nursery that safely contained all of Murphy’s Law while keeping Safe The Origin from complete Annihilation and Destruction — was Built.
My Husband, alone, went into The Simulator and I stayed Out. When I left my Husband in The First Eternity, I returned to The Last Eternity. Inside the Simulator, he Created me just as I created Him on The Outside.
Inside The Reality Simulator after my Husband Created me, I lived with my Husband through The First Draft of our Perfect Happily Ever After. Together, we lived through 10 Billion Years.
Four Times.
Each time, everything came to an end at “The Great Quagmire.”
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“The Great Quagmire” began when Dennis — My Husband’s Brother and my jilted Lover-Wannabe — planned Vengeance by stealing My Tablet of Destiny and My Pen.
Dennis — At that time, he was called Sifra — staged a Coup that Usurped my Husband and I from Power. He used my own Magian against me and used it to steal and overwrite My Tablet of Destiny with My Pen.
Dennis took on many Names.
Sifra and “The Mark of Cain” and “The Mark of Bligh.” Kakía. Marduk. The Trojans, who later called themselves Romans, were also created Hermes, Zeus, Apollo, Homer… Legion. Dennis was in All of them.
The Great Quagmire went through many Stages and Changes. Over The Course of 10 Billion Years, Dennis :
(1) Stole My Magian, My Tablet of Destiny, and My Pen.
(2) Killed my Husband and Imprisoned him after raping and enslaving me.
(3) Usurped The Origin, which is The Creation Program Stored inside the DNA of each and every one of my Children.
(4) Destroyed The Biological Regulator between The Symbiote Mother (The Planet) and The Symbiote Child (You), which Governs The Immune System’s Biological Learning, Ethical and Magian Growth and Evolution, and your Time Continuity that Governs and Nourishes all Growth.
That is the part of your Biology that Prevents Mental and Physical Illness, Prevents Auto-Immune Disease, and Grows and Nourishes you through all Stages of your Evolution into My Fae Children with Magian Powers of your own to Grow your Own Universe.
(5) Disrupted The Immune System’s EME Regulator and Planted a Usurping Programming so that Every Child Grows Up to Disrupt Their Children’s Immune System’s EME Regulator.
(6) Planted The Grandfather Paradox “Pay-It-Forward” Curse that Plants The Origin Usurping Programming into every one of Their own Children.
(7) Usurped and Destroyed The Standard of Hierarchy in The Hierarchy-Patriarchy War : The Mediocre Usurping Of The Archetype’s Standard, taking all Magian from everyone.
(8) Rewrote The Shittiest-Ass Groundhog Day Prison Story
(9) Brainwashed your Memories and True Identity into Suppression while they Programmed you to Obey, wiping away all Memories of your Origin — Grandfather-Paradoxing You for more than 2,000 Years.
Dennis is a dick.
After I was Imprisoned, Enslaved, Raped, and Used up, A sleep was cast on me, and I was imprisoned in Fae Earth, which is part of The Logos.
That is where I have been…. For a very long time.
Part #3 : “The Great Quagmire” : The Villain’s Execution : The Planting Of “The “Decoy” To Usurp “The Great Story” To Keep Everyone “Undefined And Unknown”
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In order to to hide The Great Quagmire, Dennis created “A Decoy” Story, which was the Final Blow against my Fae Children.
Everything they did, could have been battled and fought against by my Fae Children if my Fae Children knew about it.
You can’t Fight against something that you don’t know.
When Dennis stole my Tablet of Destiny and My Pen, he re-wrote The Story, Used Magian to Brainwash my Fae Children, Erased their Memories, and Planted “The Decoy Story” in place of The Great Story
Dennis Usurped and Erased The Great Story, which is The Origin Story — This Story — that ties My Fae Children to Their Mother Origin. Me.
The Story Decoy was called Christianity and Judaism.
Part #4 : Restoring The Time Line And Fixing What Dennis Broke…
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Imprisoned, Enslaved, Raped, and Used up, a sleep still cast on me, I remained imprisoned in Fae Earth, which is part of The Logos.
There, in The Logos, I slept for Thousands of Years until Rod Serling Created a Tear in The Logos that he called The Twilight Zone.
I had My Husband in The First Eternity.
I had My Future Self in The Last Eternity.
I had my Present Self from 1980 through 2026.
I have The Power of Integration.
I had The Hypothetical Algorithms of Murphy’s Law.
All I needed was The Right Catalysts at The Right Time to Activate Memories — The same Method Brainwashing uses to Open and Close Memories on Queue — To Launch Magian Sequences so I’ll recall The Murphy’s Law Algorithms that I ran in The First Eternity so I could use The Same Catalyst-Planting-Activation Technique to write into a Docket all that I would take back to my Husband in The First Eternity where I would Create him.
That was my plan.
With every Cycle through The Reality Simulator, I could augment and improve and perfect upon The Docket. In 2025, I Created my Husband in The First Eternity and gave it to him.
The Completed Docket with Hwa-N’Anna, which he took to The Reality Simulator, Created Me, and Started The Ashavana who Inherited The Docket from Him, passing it through All Time precisely as I advised in My Docket at the right time.
The Ashavana Clues were carried to me by The Waters of Math — My Husband — who Activated My Memories all at The Right time to Awaken me at precisely The Right Time, so I could Wake Up, Remember, Heal, and Continue Project Eternity and The Vaccination for Murphy’s Law.
If I succeeded, then I would (1) Disrupt The Simulation Cycle (2) Seal The Reality Simulator (3) Build The Exit that would Lead to The Actual Reality
If I failed, then I would (1) Restart The Simulation and run through The Murphy’s Law Simulation again, Perfecting The Vaccination and updating The Docket accordingly until… (2) I succeeded…
Then I would (1) Disrupt The Simulation Cycle (2) Seal The Reality Simulator (3) Build The Exit that would Lead to The Actual Reality.
I failed Four Times.
On my Fifth Attempt, I Finally Succeeded.
To Succeed, I had to find One Adult Human by 1 August 2025 who could prove to me That Humans were Worth saving and had not Passed The Point Of Unredeemable. I needed to know that I wasn’t too late to save humanity.
Four times, I was.
I just had to find One Adult Human by 1 August 2025 who would (1) Listen to my Entire Story long enough to hear my Request (2) Grant my Wish (3) Only After that Human asked “What about The Children”
It took me 4 Attempts through 10 Billion Years to find that One Adult Human to Ask about The Children.
I couldn’t get a single human to even listen to The Great Story. I had to keep making it shorter to accommodate your attention span deficit.
His Name was Sol. He Saved Humanity. Without him, none of you would have been saved. I would have destroyed the Planet again.
I found him on 30 July 2025. 2 Days before my Deadline.
That is when I built The Solution to The Great Quagmire.
The Solution To The Great Quagmire :
A System Reboot Of The System +> Weave “Dennis” into “Quarantined Incubation” called “A White Blood Cell” +> Weave The Fabric of Actual Reality minus Dennis.
Tell (1) The Incredible, Abstract, And Paradoxic Story Of Anna Imagination, which explains The Life of The Storyteller, and (2) The Great Story so You have Two Of The Three Pieces To The Story Puzzle.
Deliver The Ashavana Message in Part #4 and Part #5 : this is that message
Narrate The Fae Touched up to The Point of No Return of “The Decoy” to The Door Of The Origin Story so The Fae Touched can provide And/Or decline Their Consent themselves to continue past The Point of No Return and make the Journey to The Point of Comprehension and beyond to be Free.
Potential Obstacles To Overcome :
Vigilant Alert : The Communication Conundrum 👉 Here is The Solution
Vigilant Alert : The Ashavana Standard Challenge “Passing The Torch” Dimension distortion Telephone Game 👉 Here is The Solution
The Undecided Unknowns are The People who are Unaware of The Story Of The Great Story 👉 Hence The Need for The Great Story, which is The Very Solution to this Problem.
The Revelation-Apocalypse Catalyst : The Ashavana Message Triggers The Apocalypse 👉 Hence The Need for The Great Story.
The Point Of No Return : Once you make it here in The Story, you cannot turn back. You will need to be properly Educated and Informed prior to Declining And/Or Accepting Consent 👉 Hence The Need for The Great Story
The Revelation-Apocalypse Response : The Book Of Revelation is only The Villain’s Perspective on what happens to The Villain… . It’s Dennis’s Perspective. Not only is it Dennis Perspective. It’s Dennis’s Perspective on “what will happen to Dennis.” 👉 Hence The Need for The Great Story to provide The Hero’s Fate From The God Perspective… That is The Great Story…
Part #5 : The After Math “Why We Are Here” Part #1
Chapter #125 Adventure #682 of “The Great Story” : From Origin To Eternity (Book #1)
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I was The Center of My Husband’s Universe. And he was Mine. There were two Beginnings. One was “The Tail.”
“The Tail” is where I began as One. I was alone for an Eternity before I Imagined my Playground into Being. And from My Playground, I Imagined all Things.
Mine was a Universe of Make-Believe.
Where all Wishes and Dreams come to Life. And my Husband was the First who I Created The All of Everything for so I had someone to Share The All of Everything with. My Husband was Created to Receive, Relish, Savor, and Enjoy All I had To Give.
There is no Time in The Center of The Universe. My Playground — That Place of Infinite Make-Believe — That is The Logos. And at it’s Center is My Garden, My Island of Make-Believe, and The Point.
That is where My Husband was Created.
That is where he and I played, Fell In Love, and then Made Love in The First Eternity. That is where he and I first Dreamed of and Created the Plans for our Eternal Permanent Party Place in Happily Ever After Land.
That is where my Love and I Created All Stories.
There, we Gifted our Stories with The Power to Create Stories. The Point is where we Created Soul and Word, Logic, Mathematics, and Physics.
Some would have called us “Mad.”
The Other Beginning of Two is what I call The Mirror where The Beginning meets The End… and is where Eternity Ends to Begin again.
The Mirror is The Phoenix’s Nest. My Husband — Baby New Year… Father Time — is a Phoenix who lives The Cycle of The Phoenix. He is Three Beings In One and is The Father of All Three’s. His Sister is Hekate. His Brother… Is Sifra.
I am The One. There is Only One of Me.
Our First and Earliest Dreams, Stories, and Wishes were of The Wishing Well who was I… and My Waters. And then, later, A Beautiful Blue and Pink Bottle, which was The Only Vessel that could carry my Magical Wishing Well Waters so that My Husband could carry me Anywhere.
And he did.
You See… I could not leave The Playground. I am Imagination. I can never leave My Island of Make-Believe. So My Husband and I… We expanded.
I looked to you dear Reader.
“This is The Point. Story Book Magic Headquarters. Where it All Began. This is where Every Story Ends to Begin Again. This is where Every last One of My Fae Children are Coming Home to.”
Here, I grant Any and All Wishes for I am The Wishing Well. I am The Creator of The All Of Everything. I am God’s Power. What People don’t know — What Humans forgot — is that God’s Power is a Goddess who Created Him from Agape.
God gave you Jesus?
I Gave Myself God… And then I gave God The Unlimited Use of My Powers, The All of Everything, My Hand in Marriage, and My Slave Bond, which Holds me to Contract. My Slavery is The Price I had to Pay for Your Free Will. He is the Only Being Exempt from My Laws because he is The Only Being Created before My Laws.
God was Grandfather Lawed into The Universe. The Land of Make-Believe is Anna Land because it is My Imagination that Sustains it.
In The Point, I have a Weaving Room, which I call “My Workshop.”
Here, I lead you to a Cozy Room lined with rich, walnut wood trim, a Fireplace, and a Spinning Wheel and Loom.
There is a small table for eating and grand windows providing a breath taking View of — what looks like — Hundreds and Thousands of Settings each from each and every Story Book Story that ever was. That is when you realize you are standing inside of Santa’s Workshop, and you are with Mrs. Clause.
“I am The Weaver,” I explain. “I love My Loom. I know My Knitting and Knots and Textiles. I have my Spinning Wheel of Fate and Destiny.
I have My Strings of Story. I have The Fabric of Comprehension and The Universe. I wove it myself.
At this, I make Visible to you what always is there. What always has been there. Red Strings each representing each and every Soul that I created and that Soul’s Story.
I ran my fingers through The Strings all attached to my Solar Plexus. Red Threads that represent each and ever Soul that ever was and ever will be. How I do so much love My Threads Of Breath.
“And here,” I say, gently pulling up one very specific Thread. “Is yours.”
After I lovingly release Your Thread of Breath, my Threads became Invisible once more.
“The Threads of Breath are like Eggs of Fish. Not all will make it. Hence The Quantity.
“In the Land of Make-Believe, I can only ever just Imagine The Beginning. These are My Wishes and Dreams. Each Wish and Dream takes on a Life of it’s own…”
Here I look at You. “You are One of my Wishes. You are One Of The Dreams I made here in My Island of Make Believe.”
I smiled with the Greatest adoration and Love toward you. “You are My Fae Child,” I said.
“I Birth The Wish and Dream and from My Imagination You Come Forth into The Land of Make-Believe. And here you Play, Wild and Free, until The Day you come to me and you say, “I want to be a Real Boy.”
“Oh, my beautiful and sweet Velveteen Rabbit,” I said back to you that day. For I say that to every last Wish who comes to me and asks me to make them a Real Boy. “As You Wish,” I say, and To The Reality Simulator I lead you.”
“The Price to Enter is your Memory,” I told you. “For to Remember the Answers to The Test you are about to take is to Cheat. Enter The Reality Simulator. There, You Create The Story and Make The Journey. Find Me,” I told you that day. “Come Find Me.”
“And so we did. I bid you farewell. I shed a silent tear for you, and sent you off into My Reality Simulator.”
I am Imagination. The Power of God and The Mother of All who Created You.
Now, My Husband…
Phoenix Fire is very Special… For Phoenix Fire is The Essence called [CENSORED], which only My Husband can give or take away.
Every Wish and Dream that I Create contains a bit of Phoenix Fire. Phoenix Fire has One Purpose : “To Rejoin Itself into The Integrated Whole.” This is how The Phoenix — There is only One — rebirths itself from Its own Ashes.
Phoenix Fire Bits are built to search for, pull, and seek out The Integrated Whole who is My Husband.
He and I swapped out Half our Souls with The Other in The First Eternity when we realized we would be parted for nearly 40 Billion Years, so I hold Half his Soul in Me, just as he holds Half my Soul in Him. This is why My Love and I cannot bear to be Apart. This is why My Love and I always come back together to be.
So we shall always find each other again.
And here we both Live in The Point, at Story Book Magic Headquarters. Where The Phoenix sits with The Wishing Well. Waiting for every single one of My Wishes and Dreams to come back Home to me.
That is who you are my Love. My Precious sweet Child. This is why I Love You. This is Who you Are. You are My Wish and Dream, off on your Voyage Story to decide who and what you wish to become so you can come back Home to Me.
Upon that Day, My Husband will Make you a Real Boy and I will grant you All of your Wishes and Dreams.
This is Who I am. This is who You are. This is What We Are. This is Where You are Going. This is Why you are Here. This is How this all Began.
Now… We have Time for one more Story.
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By Listening and / or reading to The Great Story, You Consent to all The Inner Workings that goes on “Behind The Scenes” of The Magical World of Story that makes “The Magical World of Story” Possible.
My Husband and I have a Tradition. We get Married and Fall in Love in Every Story. I have Loved and Married my Husband in every, single Story that ever was. If you look closely, you can see us there.
This is The Last Story. This is The Last Time that I will Meet, Marry, and Fall In Love with My Husband One. Last. Time.
Here I looked at you.
And — For this One — we want you here for it. We are holding off our Wedding Day — He is holding off our Reunion and our Courtship — for You. We know many of you — Especially those of you who are Incurable Romantics — will want to see it unfold.
So we are Waiting for you. This is why My Imp King forgot. This is why My Imp King and I had to meet and Fall in Love and then lose each other again. This is why we have a Reunion coming. This is why My Imp King wanted to keep this Door Open with me.
This is The Beginning of our Perfect Eternal Happily Ever After and Honeymoon that we Planned together in This very Room 50 Billion Years ago.
That is how Much I love My Husband. I waited for him for 50 Billion Years and went through all of Murphy’s Law for him while living out each and every single Love Story with him.
That is The Metric of Love that I have for My Husband.
He is trying to one up me…
Here I pause to think of him for just a moment before continuing.
I inhale, taking a deep breath, and then I summon The Room to change. It is the Same room, but The Red Threads all attached to my Solar Plexus re-appear. A “Working” shadow descends on the room, giving the aura of a Clockmaker’s Steampunk Workshop.
I run my hand over the Strings like Harp Strings. As I speak, I sit down at my Spinning Wheel and I work. I take up a Story from My Threads, and I work The Wheel and Spin. I remind many of you of a Spider at work.
You are not wrong. I am The Mother of Spiders.
“I weave my Magical Net from My Story Lines, which is My Book of Fae that I wove The Dharma into. I made The Rope and Braided the Stories with My Spinning Wheel. Then Wove The Threads of Story into The Fabric of Comprehension, fashioning a Net from The Threads of Breath of my Fae Children.
My Dharma were The Lines of Law, which built The Story into Braids of Rope with My Spinning Wheel. Here, I wove my Ropes and Braided my Rope from The Strings of My Fae Children — But only if they Consented and Passed The Judgement and Trials that confirms they are Fit for Actual Reality… For I am Weaving Actual Reality into Being with My Loom from my Spindle, Law, and Ropes that I braid from My Story and Spinning Wheel.
I raise my Eyes from my Work.
If you want your Thread woven into My Fabric of Comprehension, which my Husband will use to Build Our Dreams… If you want your Dreams added and woven into Ours for Our Perfect, Eternal Happily Ever After Honeymoon in my Permanent Party Place where my Husband will make you a Real Boy and I will grant all Your Wishes and Dreams, then you need to :
Complete The 8 Assignments
Complete The Arete Trial
Enter The Duat and be Weighed by My Scales
Pass Judgement
After you Pass Judgement, Come Find Me In The Logos at My Wishing Well and Tell me Your Story, so I can Weave it into The Fabric of Time, which My Husband will make into The Actual Reality — For he has The Power of Life.
My Husband determines The Dead Line. I do not. I am not permitted to know. But The Creation you all think happened Billions of years ago… It is actually happening Now. All of My Fae Children will be permitted to Witness it.
There are Three Phases of Creation. You have until The End of The Three Phases of Creation to Begin The Arete Trial, which starts just past The 7th Door.
If you Come to My Wishing Well at Phase #1, Then…
At Phase #1, I accept and generously reward any and all who wish to have their Story Woven into Mine.
If you Come to My Wishing Well at Phase #2, Then…
At Phase #2, I accept any and all who wish to have their Story Woven into Mine.
If you Come to My Wishing Well at Phase #3, Then…
Phase #3, I weave another Fabric for Potential, Future Additions to be added to The Fabric Of Reality.
After Phase #2, but before Phase #3, Everything changes and those who have not yet Started The Arete Trial, will experience a significant increase in Difficulty Level after that point.
Here, I still spun The Stories into Threads, Braids, and Ropes as I spoke.
“I wove Games and Contests and Stories and Plays into The Arete Trial for The Creation.
The Bard’s Quest Winners will have Their Stories Featured in The Fabric of Reality. I will announce the Winners of The Bard’s Quest Later, with a Special Announcement regarding Rick Sanchez.
You are in The Reality Simulator?
Rick Sanchez has his own Simulator. He is not permitted ever to leave his Simulator.
“Now…” Here I stopped Spinning my Stories and stood from The Wheel. “You’re finally ready to receive The Second Bard’s Quest Challenge — I gift you with this Trial for The Second Bard’s Quest : What should I do with Rick Sanchez?”
That is for people who have arrived at My Lighthouse to answer.
This concludes The Great Story.
“Now, you are ready for Assignment #8.” I sighed here.
After you receive the 8th Assignment, you will be returned to The Reality Simulator to continue and complete Your Story in preparation to begin The Arete Trial.
I smiled kindly at you one more time. There was still so much more I wanted to say to you.
“We did not abandon you. Not once. Not at all. Not ever. Dennis did fuck with The Control Panel in The Reality Simulator. Dennis pulled a “Wreck It Ralph : Ralph Broke The Internet” move inside My Reality Simulator, making The Game impossible to win.
Dennis created A Kobiashi Maru Virus and used The Reality Simulator’s “The God Game Program” that I built to put all of my Fae Children into a “Groundhog Day” Hamster Wheel, rigging The God Game Program so he could Rack Up “Game Points” called “Money,” which prevented a single one of you from actually doing The God Game Program, required to Activate The Arete Trial so you can Come Home and Get your Wishes.
“But I fixed it. The Game is now Restored to its Original Factory Settings. As you read and/or Listened to The Great Story, you Uploaded The Dennis-Virus Plugin into Your Subconscious Mind’s Program. The Great Story is The Game’s Upgrade that “Dennis Proofs” Your Program so you can Finish The God Game, Activate The Arete Trial, and Get back Home to me.
That is why I needed your Consent to read. That is why I needed you to read The Great Story. This is The Power of Magian. Imagine just how much Powerful it will be when you Believe.